Believe It or Not

How to catch a herd of elephants:

needed: a small milk carton, a pair of tweezers, a pair of binoculars

First, you watch them through your binoculars until they gather at the watering hole. Then, you turn the binoculars around so you are looking through the other end. You will notice that the elephants are very small. Now, you take your tweezers and pick them up and drop them into the small milk carton.

Don't look at me, the guy who told this was killed somewhere in Africa.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumping out of tall trees of course.

Why did the elephant wear red sneakers?

His blue ones were dirty.

How do we know elephants have long memories?

I forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get the mail. Dah!